February 2011
120 posts
January 2011
225 posts
itszraeality:
I want to be in a cute relationship. The ones where you sleep over each others houses, not for sex but just to be with them. The ones where there’s always honesty and no secrets lying around. The ones where the person means the world to you, no matter what happens. I’d love to have a relationship like that.
How To Treat Your Girlfriend
One & Only. Your girlfriend should be your one & only. Make her feel special, k guys ? You’re lucky to have her even if she’s lucky to have you too. We know there are prettier out there but we like feeling as if we’re the only beautiful one in your eyes, & the only one you see.
“Ladies first.” No. That rule doesn’t apply to communication. Don’t wait for her call, text, IM,...
Four Loko Pasta?
myfictionallife:
As Kristen and I were setting up the dresses for Miss PI, the boys were playing video games and making dinner.
When I finally came out to see what they had cooked, their pasta had a “SPECIAL INGREDIENT”…. Really? Four Loko…… I left for like an hour, and they made four loko pasta………. lol
I love those guys, but they watch Epic Meal Time way tooo much.
Your welcome!!!!! i hope...
Mistakes...
Oh man i think i made a big mistake. If i knew everything I knew now and known all this Bullshit would happen i would had never joined. I wish i could turn back time and go back so i could stop myself. Now I have to let them down the hard way because I don’t want to deal this them or this nonsense. I guess that means I’ve already made my decision and I’m OUT. Peace
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O. M. G.
I literally just got home from the Miss PI preview dinner party and omg walking about outside is like walking in freakin siberia. Im soo soaked and cold and pretty tired but iono if im going to sleep anytime soon…
PLEASEE ASKK WAY!!!
Sooooo....
Last night I was suppose to go on my first date since my ex broke up with me like 4 months ago so I decided that wasn’t going to ruin my night so I went out to a bar with some of the guys and got pretty drunk wow. But I don’t really remember everything I did last night we tend to do some stupid shit when we are all fucked up together but anyways I got home safely. If i did some or...
Flirt when I'm single, committed once taken.
Hope...haha hope. I'll tell you what hope really...
I’ve never been an advocate for Hope. Hope is for losers. Hope is for people who are too lazy to solve their own problems that they rely on Hope. You have to solve your own problem. You have to make that decision for yourself for you to be happy. So for all you people who believe Hope is going to bring good things or happiness will happen in your life eventually better find another way...
Im Undecided
about life.
about everything.
I want you to fall for me so hard, that you become...
(via deafeningthoughts, weeeenhi)
ohariel asked: Niggah, I thought I was your real life Valentine ?!
baklabizzy asked: of course man!
abchristinee:
it really fucking sucks not having you.
=(
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Bloody Brilliant!
So, who wants to be my Tumblr Valentine?
Seriously FUCK PEOPLE sometimes...
Its bullshit you have to ask to go out or hang out with friends at first its your not even 18 yet your too young, then you turn 18. then they say your not even 21 yet your to young. then you tun 21, then they say you live in my house my rules no you can’t go out you can’t do this you can’t do that seriously FUCK YOU and just let me do what i want to do. You seriously dont trust...
i wish i would actually meet people on tumblr.
thisloveisoursforever:
reblog this if you live in new york(:
Day 22
“The Dance Crew” Melody Niere aka Miss Philippines 2011 =)
Hey I think you should call me and ask me out(:
kimarkilla:
That feeling when you’re laying down and forced to think about things cos you can’t sleep.
